Here’s the thing. Remember that new computer which rescued me from having to undergo a complete internet withdrawal a couple of weeks ago? Well, it’s slowly collapsing under the weight of its own short circuits, and so it looks like I’m going to actually have to buy a new computer now.
If I don’t appear for a few days, then, don’t worry. I’ll be back. And mean while, here’s an eye-watering new plagiarism story to keep you going. I can’t understand why writers would do this but still it happens.